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Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	My apologies in advance for repeating myself, but I find that it is
important for me to ask again...

	How do I get rid of my guilt?

Sincerely,
Mason

P.S. I'll be trying to get as much help on the answer to this question
as I can, so I may ask Moses as well... perhaps the information from the
both of you will be multiplicative...
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Dear Oy Genius, 

	What for, you're gonna ask Moses about your guilt?  So he's supposed to
be a big shot now?  Mister Steven Spielberg makes a cartoon picture
about you and you can give advice like an expert already?  Moishe
couldn't talk his way out of paper harem, trust me; that's why Aaron did
all the god shpiel.  

	You want a man who knows from guilt, you should have met my second
cousin's great-uncle, Rabbi Wonderful.  Such a genius!  But so sad.  He
used to do a stand-up act in the science lodges up around the
Schroedinger Catskills.  Real Bohr's Belt humour.  It was all over when
the Vaudvillains moved in with their cheap gags, hitting people with
plancks constantly and whatnot. Nu, what are you gonna do?

	Listen: guilt, like fire, is the devil's only friend.  Well, obviously
they can't *both* be the only friend, but whatever.  Responsibility is a
campfire, guilt is a wildfire.  The dark forces within us just love it
when we take ourselves too seriously.  When we don't laugh at ourselves,
we become all crusty and hardened with self-scarring and defensive brick
walls.  And then we're locked in there with the destroying demons of
guilt, which, believe you me, makes a picnic with Dark and Malice look
like, y'know, a walk in the park.

	Own what you do, do what you own.  Laugh at the mistakes like you're
your own late night talk show host.  And when you fuck up, just remember
that you're still fucking.



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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Her Most Excellency, Carol Moseley Braun. 
Yeah, you heard me.  Did you see her on _The Daily Show_?  Funny,
charming, intelligent, and she dropped science fiction references like
she was Fatboy Spock or something.  How can you *not* vote for her?  My
friends and fellow citizens of the world, I tell you now:  it would be
like having *The Oracle* for president.  SHE WILL BAKE ALL OUR NOODLES! 
Fear *is* the mind killer, baby.  You go.

http://www.carolforpresident.com/content.php?page=home
http://www.gop.com/RNCResearch/read.aspx?ID=2507

Of course, as soon as I write this...
http://www.canoe.com/CNEWS/World/2004/01/15/313235-ap.html

Which, hey, frees her up as an ideal candidate for the Wonderful Party! 
Come over to us, Carol!  We'll get ripped and watch old Outer Limits
episodes, then take over the world with sexual joy and surreal promises!
 YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT!


-- 
Honey Why

	"His name was always Buddy
	And he'd shrug and ask to stay
	She'd sigh like Twig the Wonder Kid
	And turn her face away."

		-David Bowie, 
		"Drive-In Saturday"


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