[Wonderful Labs] TASTE THIS WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

dear wonderful,

	did you know that the flavor of cilantro is often confused with the
flavor of coriander seed?  this is because cilantro sprouts from
coriander seed. also cilantro is a key ingredient to the Vietnamese dish
known as goi cuon or "summer rolls" as the unenlightened call it.

signed,
the naked chef
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Dear Tasty Ca Phe Sua Da,

	Did you know that the flavor of Guinness is often confused with the
flavor of Espresso?  That's because we let Mister Monkey do the washing up.

	Speaking of the furriest member of our team, that little Shakespeherian
typist has been simply *insufferable* since we officially entered the
Chinese Year of the Monkey a couple weeks ago.  Yesterday he decided
that he's the current incarnation of Hanuman, Hindu Monkey God.  He
scampers around the Labs wearing my blue bathrobe, juggling the interns.
 The whole place smells like banana madras sauce.

	It's ridiculous.  When you ask him to please take his masturbatory
gestures elsewhere he sniffs his armpit and shouts about how _The
Ramayana_ says he's "a perfect being. No one can equal him in learning
of Shastras and in comprehending the meaning and sense of scriptures. In
all sciences and in the rules of austerity, he rivals the preceptor of
the gods. Hanuman is the ninth author of grammar."

	If you suggest to him that the first eight authors of grammar probably
didn't have their dicks caught in gourds he just sulks.


	IN ANY CASE, Mister Wonderful knows a fellow who think cilantro tastes
like soap bubbles.  There's no word on what he thinks the Vietnamese
taste like.



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living, but for love.  What do you do for a loving?  Why do you do
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pushing a thought - these are all excellent things to love.  Keep on
keepin' on.

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-- 
Honey Why

	"When I peel off the mask of the supervillain,
	all I see is the face of Ayn Rand, the philosopher-bitch
	who managed to outdo Yoko Ono and blast apart
	*two* of the 1960's most creative partnerships." 

	-Craig Fischer on Lee/Kirby & Lee/Ditko,
	_The Comics Journal_ #258



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