[Wonderful Labs] MEN SEEKING WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Mr. Wonderful,

	I have developed this crush on a woman that I only see maybe once or
twice a year. My problem is: Since my interaction with this woman is
limited, how do I resolve these feelings of lust I feel?  I know that
you, being a deity of wisdom and booze, will help me with this dilemma. 

You are my hero.

Don Juan De Sergio.
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Dear DJ Quixote,

	Mister Wonderful deals with lust by making love to all creation,
feeding his positive energy back into the all-soul.  

	Umm... yeah.  *You* might just want to get a subscription to
"Unrequited Fantasy Humping Monthly."  Magazines mean never having to
say you're sorry. 

	Look, Chuckles, people need attention.  If you're interested in wooing
an actual person, you need to inject yourself into their life more
often.  Two *easy* methods: (1) become their defense lawyer, (2) become
their priest.

	If you want to *land* this intermittent clown fish, and by "land" I
mean "touch," the solution is Poetry.  It does not have to be your own -
raspy quoting of the masters has been known to wet drawers at thirty
yards.  More tactile paramours need whispered words - words, words,
words, to use at every opportunity.  

	John Donne should be your hero here, and don't you forget it.  Yo.

	
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WONDERFUL LABS - Strong Enough For The U.S.A., But Made For The World
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Urban incantations.  Rampant logophiliacs
rocking the mike.  Magic music madness with plain porpoise.  Pow Poetry.
 Definitive dolphin daze, and I don't really know how the cetacean
references crept in, except that this is about hip-hop what is smooth
and squeaky.  So long, bitches.  Thanks for all dat fish.  Literate
sci-culture nerd "rap" from Brooklyn is the genre we're searching for,
and Lo!  Here it be.  As a matter of fact, Brooklyn be to music what
London be to words: discuss.


http://www.definitivejux.net/jukies/aesop_rock/
http://www.undergroundhiphop.com/store/detail.asp?UPC=DJX068LP
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/a/aesop-rock/bazooka-tooth.shtml
http://theboombap.com/theReviews/thereviews_026-2003.php
http://www.foetus.org/audvid/
http://home.sprintmail.com/~elysia/csc.html

-- 
Honey Why

	"(11) &hope still, a little resistance always maybe
	stubborntiny lights vs. clustering darkness foreverok?" 

	-godspeedyou!blackemperor,
	liner notes to "Yanqui U.X.O."


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