[Wonderful Labs] BREAKFAST AT WONDER'S

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	How can I get to see more of my wonderful friends when we're all so
busy?  How do you keep up with *your* whirlwind social life in these
hectic times?

Thank you!
Mary Poppins
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Dear Butter Socialfly,


	Oh honey, why do you think I had to steal the time machine?

	Look, it's not something I'm proud of - but I was double-booked that
weekend.  I had planned to deliver a lecture on Dark Matter Cookies at
the International House of Pan, but realized too late that I had also
promised to give tongue lashings to the staff.  What would *you* do?

	It's not like those Egyptians even miss the time machine.  To tell the
truth, they don't even remember they owned it.



	If you want to see more of your friends, and *don't* have a time
machine, I suggest investing in a pair of Wonderful Labs Brand XXX-Ray
Spex.  You'll be seeing a whole new side of everyone you meet!


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WONDERFUL LABS -  We Make The Impossible Feel Comfortable
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Leaving the United States to the
dinosaurs.  Just erect a forcefield around the place, kiss the Statue of
Liberty goodbye and jet to groovy Europe already.  Why?  Because the
third season of Matt Groening's sci-funny series "Futurama" arrives on
DVD in the US this March.  And do you know what?  The Europeans have
already got it!  In fact, they got season _4_ last November.  What is
*wrong* with a country that prevents me and my lab imps from watching
the Nebula Award-nominated "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" with digital
clarity over and over and over again?  I'll tell you what's wrong.  The
primates are running the asylum.  It's a goddamn tragedy.  WELSHIE!!!!

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/Articles/Futurama_DVD_Season_4/
http://www.sfwa.org/News/nebula_ballot03.htm

-- 
Honey Why

	"Now I'm thinkin', Who am I?
	Jabberwocky Superfly." 

	-Aesop Rock,
	"Save Yourself"


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