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Hey W.,

	Why is the word "nematode" so cool?

Yours, 
Sex-ionally
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Dear Wormdo,

	Obviously, "nematode" has got a nice sound to it.  Nee-Ma-Toad.  Lots
of good vowel movement there.  Labial stretching.  And whatnot.

	Lip exercises, as reported by the Surgeon Wonderful, keep the mouth
happy.  And a happy mouth is a friendly mouth.  As long as you don't
think about the parasitic worms, you can wrap your lips around
"nematode" all day long.  The word can be used in a jaunty marching
song, or that holiday classic "Good King Nematode"...

	Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.  http://mgd.nacse.org/hyperSQL/squiggles/songs.html


	But I probably think the *coolest* thing is that the word anagrams
neatly into "Tea Demon."  

	My only problem now is deciding whether a tea demon is late Beatnik
slang for someone who hoards all the LSD, or a Japanese gremlin that
spells out dirty words in the dregs.


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Computer simulations of stellar phenomena that ooze with symmetrical
brilliance.  Put 'em on a loop and you'll never need drugs again.

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-- 
Honey Why

	"For a bulky segment of a century, I have been
	an avid follower of comic strips -- all comic strips;
	this is a statement made with approximately the same 
	amount of pride with which one would say, 'I've been 
	shooting cocaine into my arm for the past 25 years.'" 

	-Dorothy Parker, 1943


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