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[Wonderful Labs]

Dear wonderful,

	Was Captain J.T. Esteban the biggest pussy Starfleet ever produced? 
Should he have worn a skirt?  Didn't he drip estrogen?

Signed,
Khan Noonian Singh
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Dear Grandh Loosah De Trek,

	You know what?  It occurs to me that *if* the starship Enterprise went
on a slingshot around the sun and zipped hyperluminally back in time to
planet Earth in this day and age and Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy came
across any Star Trek fans, he would  immediately *euthanize* them in the
name of human decency.

	We are so goddamn sad. Anyway,
http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/character/bio/1116259.html
gives the sane among us a little background on your query and any number
of "jokes" that may appear below.  May Apollo have mercy on their souls.

	I would not say that the captain of the Grissom was the "biggest" pussy
ever in Starfleet.  After all, Kim Cattrall showed up in one the movies,
and that whore's got quite a caboose.  Ah ha!  But I'm joking, of
course.  Her character was never a captain.

	Captain Kathryn Janeway, now, she's like the Mutara Nebula.  Talk about
dripping estrogen - it's sauce for the goose all the way, Mister Saavik.
 I don't think she wears skirts, though - unless you want her to: http://www.allscifi.com/aridor/index.asp?Autonumber=104

	So many people, such a tiny geek hell.

	Although Captain Esteban belonged to the Chin Club for Men, I do not
feel that makes him a giant girly lady.  No, in Mister Wonderful's
opinion, the foppiest of all Starfleet's captains has to have been
Kelsey Grammer, in that Next Generation episode with the time loop.  Of
course, *all* those Next Generation episodes had time loops, but only
one had Captain Morgan Bateson mincing about like he'd been born with a
gin and tonic up his ass.



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WONDERFUL LABS - Fighting Propaganda With Mass Delusion Since 1997
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Tongue wars.  No, really. Ask the man who
owns one.  Go on, ask them!  They will school you so hard your head will
ring every fifty minutes.  I don't know what that means exactly, but I
do know that I want to invent a new sexual practice: askalinguist.

http://linguistlist.org/ask-ling/


-- 
Honey Why

	"Well you need her like a bullet
	A bullet in the temple
	but you dig her just like a grave"

		-Firewater, 
		"Too Much (Is Never Enough)"


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