[Wonderful Labs] YOUR LOW-FAT WONDER

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Dear Mister Wonderful,

	What is cottage cheese made of, and how did it get its name?  And why
do some people have "cottage cheese" thighs?

Wisconsin Dairy Board
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Dear Curdled,

	You know those Gingerbread Houses that the evil witches all live in? 
The ones in the fairy tales?  Yes, well, sometimes, after the witches
had been brutally murdered by vigilante children wielding ovens,
sometimes there would be a bucket of cat's milk left in the corner for a
few weeks.  Huntsmen on the run from frustrated evil step-mothers would
often stop in these abandoned hovels and dine on this "cottage cheese." 

	It's made of mistakes and botulism, and you know it.

	Cottage cheese thighs are a bit like Mad Cow Disease. Eat at McDonald's
long enough and you dramatically increase your risk of waking up with 'em.


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