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*********** If I am the Eggman and they are the Eggmen, then who's
makin' bacon?  Mister Wonderful here, getting in touch with the walrus
around his neck and reminding you that every day is an excellent day to
start It.  There is no such thing as Too Late.  And yet there's still
the past, which is where this brief amusement originates.  Enjoy, wise ones!


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: BLOODY AWFUL WONDER
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 1999

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	I recently slashed my finger open with an x-acto blade and bled all
over the bathroom, most yucky, but now that a few days have passed it
has healed over nicely and I have no more excuse not to do the dishes.
Should I write a thank-you letter to God for creating tissue that heals
itself? Where do I address it to?

        --Squirty
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Dear Stigmata Martyr,

	Self-healing tissue is actually the creation of Plastyr, god of
Biological Nice-Nice.  He is also responsible for mammary glands,
serotonin, and the way a butterfly breaks out of her chrysalis.  More of
an "idea" god, he did not draw much attention to himself or claim to be
Lord of Creation, unlike some Gods I could mention.

	Plastyr still makes occasional appearances at conventions.  He charges
eight bucks for a signature, which barely, to be perfectly honest,
covers his travel costs.  He doesn't get much fan mail; any thanks would
surely be appreciated.  The address is: Warm Summer Day, Feeling Good,
Field Full Of Life, Thirteen Paces In, Big Inviting Rock On Left, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.


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