[Wonderful Labs] YOUR ERGONOMIC WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear W., 

	I just started a new job, and am finding that I am *loving* it.  How do
I keep this infatuation going?

Sincerely,
Jane Goodall
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Dear Detective Chimp,

	Speaking as a completely creepy Guidance Counselor here:  The secret is
the thrill of discovery, and the powerful lure of mystery.  I say you
encourage everyone at your job to start wearing disguises.

	Another good trick is to periodically wipe your mind of all knowledge
going back, say, six months.  Every day a new adventure!  How you
accomplish this is your business, but we've got several devices here at
the Labs that can help.  Some with nozzles. 


	Whatever you do, do not try to "keep the magic alive" by attending
job-swapping parties.  That only leads to tears.

	And herpes.


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