[Wonderful Labs] The Kennedy-esque Best Of Wonderful

[Wonderful Laboratories]

************ At first I was afraid, I was Potrzebied...  an interesting
fact that keeps society from collapsing is that *Burt Reynolds* was
supposed to star in "Zardoz," and yet Mister Wonderful disavows any
knowledge of the Anglo-American drug trade, 1965-1972.  And yet in the
past many fine things did arise from the Wonderful Laboratories phoenix
fire, not least among them this lovely missive...



-------- Original Message --------
Subject: THE WONDER CORPS
Date: Mon, 17 May 1999 

Dear Wondermuffin,

	My husband and I are leaving next month for a two-year stay on a
Caribbean island.  We are having difficulty deciding what to pack.  Any suggestions?

___________________
Dear Jan and Jayce,
	
	Hmmmm.  Plenty of monkey repellent, for sure.

	Tell your husband to leave behind his Duran Duran CD's and Darth Vader
Memorial Teacup set.  You yourself must forego your Hello Kitty eraser
collection and sacks of pornography.  There must be enough room in your
bags for decks upon decks of Pokemon cards, the new currency of the
third world.

	And, oh yes, bring condoms.  Not just for yourselves, but enough to
last David Lee Roth a weekend at the Playboy Mansion.  They will come in
handy when you need to entertain local children.  Natives love balloon
animals and the taste of Nonoxynyl-9.

	Watch out for pirates, give Captain Steubing my love, and don't worry,
we'll record the final season of X-Files for you.


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SPAAACE WONDERRRRRRR!!!!
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