[Wonderful Labs] A Steaming Mug of Wonderful Comments

[Wonderful Laboratories]

************ Will you polish the knobs of our TARDIS if we promise to
blow your mind?  Mister Wonderful here, and there is no uendo we are not
in.  Tonight we again respond to the dark and fretful rumblings stirred
by readers just like you, only without so many bags under their eyes. 
Interaction awaits!

************ NEWS:  Comics written by that wastrel Masterson now seek to
corrupt the youth at this site here
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 Know fear.

************ COMMENT: Jesus swept as we attempted to aid a Rio-humper in
THE BOYS FROM WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-July/001043.html
but our attempt at a joke about Brazilian Wax only triggered the LEAGUE
OF PUBIC DECENCY:

>Wax on, 
>Maybe it's my just my take on things, but the only 
>Brazilian Wax I know of has little to do with the top 
>half and everything to do with the bottom half.  
>(http://www.mypleasure.com/features/bulletins/17.asp)
>I'm assuming the question is from a lady, but the name 
>Carnival Queen leaves some potential for playing either 
>side of the fence.  In either case I do think when the 
>wooing has fully commenced, being fully prepared with 
>a Brazilian Wax job south of the equator would be worth 
>bonus points when the naked comes around.  And probably 
>still easier than learning Portuguese.
>Wax off

************  I don't know.  Hardly anyone screams when they learn Portuguese.

************ COMMENT:  THE PAPER WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-July/001053.html
considered the strange case of a woman still enjoying hot monkey love
with her husband - even after a year of marriage. POPPED CULTURE responds:

>Dear Jessica Simpson,
>Your marriage is still fun because you are a vacuous, 
>overly titted screecher married to a Chippendale-wannabe 
>who sings like the last bald eagle getting its nuts cut off.  
>I hate your show, I hate you and I hate anyone who likes your show.
>Matt Roush
>P.S. Will you go out with me?

************ "Overly titted" sounds like something awful that happens to
bird watchers.

************ COMMENT: Mister Wonderful's response to THE PAPER WONDER
also made passing reference to adultery, the other white collar crime. 
NIPPOONTANG takes some umbrage:

>Oh my, you must be careful. Certain folks have 
>sensitivities, you know. 
>Didn't I ever tell you the one about my mother 
>and the church I attended growing up?
>Grrrrr.

************  Long term readers without social lives will recall JEWS
FOR WONDER (05/03/00) - others will be cursing their imaginations.

************ COMMENT:  A lovely little lady of loose liberties posed for
us in EXPOSING THE WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-August/001055.html
that most common of queries, "In what movie is Johnny Depp most naked?" 
CAPTAIN BLAGGARD quips:
   
>The fact that he is a mere prettyboy who cannot act 
>at all is laid bare in every single one of his movies.

************ Yeah, but she doesn't just want to see him *act* the prick...

************ COMMENT: If anyone was confused about the obscure novelist
Charles Webb and the obscurer poet Charles Harper Webb, BANGING ON THE
WONDER,
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-July/001054.html
was the place to discern the difference.  OFEELYA backs me up:

>no way.
>have this man do his research.
>if the guy really wants to know- he can come to my 
>college graduation. charles harper webb might attend- 
>really cool stuff.
>;-)

************  You know what I like about poets?  They're easier than me.


**************** Oh, fer fuxsake, who will rid me of this turbulent
Wondering?  That's it for tonight, chunky monkeys.  APE LAW and
Wonderful out.


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Mars Attacks

	"It's called a reality check.
	The last thing Amelie wants." 

	- The Narrator (Andre Dussollier),
	"Amelie" (2002)
	Screenplay by
	Guillaume Laurant & Jean-Pierre Jeunet


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