[Wonderful Labs] TOUCH MY SMOOTH WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear Mister W.,

	A question I feel is of the utmost importance has been troubling me for
a while, and perhaps you are the right person to educate on the subtle
differences of the sexes.

	It's this: What is the difference between a ladyshaver and that which
we in this case would have to call, for lack of a better term, a regular shaver?

- Hellrazor
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Dear Ruben Blades,

	Oh, the differences of the sexes aren't so subtle... not if you run
with the right crowd.

	Not on Hot Tub Bingo Night.


	Anyway.  Point is.  Men's razors obviously have to be hammered by
Odin's dwarves using vast sheets of iron-kryptonite alloy, otherwise
they could not cut through our macho, heap strong whiskers.  

	Well, do you have a better explanation for why those replacement blades
cost so much?  Jeez louise, I have to take out another mortgage on the
Labs every six weeks just so I don't wind up looking like Chewbacca's
seedy cousin.

	Honestly, women's disposable razors *are* just the same, except the
lubricating strip is a little wider.  Whereby hangs another lesson for
you young lads out there.



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	"And who is this Pure Fool?  Lo, in the Sagas of
	Old Time, Legend of Scald, of Bard, of Druid, cometh
	he not in Green like Spring?  O thou Great Fool, thou
	Water that art Air, in whom all complex is resolved!" 

	- The Master Therion (Aleister Crowley),
	"The Book of Thoth" (1944)


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