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Dear Mister W.,

	Was it a mistake for President Truman to formally recognize the State
of Israel in May 1948 AGAINST the advice of the great George Marshall? 
Was Truman just a Zionist lackey ignoring the sage wisdom of one of
America's greatest soldier-statesman?

Signed,
Ahab the Arab
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Dear Sheik Yerbouti,

	George Marshall wasn't so great.  Leni Riefenstahl told me it took him
twice as long to get undressed as to storm her beachhead.  Wait. I got a
better one:  he was pulling out of Berlin before the Reichstag was even
on fire. 

	In any case, he was a lousy fellow to have at your back while bombed
(you should pardon the expression) on sake in the Geisha Grotto of
downtown Tokyo and confronting two men telling you Fugu Kamasori wants
his twenty thousand yen.  Just a giggle-puss with a gun.

	If you ask Mister Wonderful, all countries are a bit of a mistake.  So
you've got an accent and a flag, big deal.  Doesn't mean it makes sense
to keep people out, or refuse to share food with them, or treat them
indecently because they're on the other side of your magic invisible
barrier of legitimacy.

	Except for Australia, of course.  The gods put an ocean around those
crazy criminals for a reason.
	

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	"The dandy has one unique advantage over the
	common herd.  No matter what the situation, he 
	will always be more exquisitely dressed than his
	enemies.
	Therefore, he has already triumphed." 

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