[Wonderful Labs] WISH THEY ALL COULD WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear Wonderful,

	On my way to work today, I heard David Lee Roth espouse the qualities
of "California Girls" in song.  Do women from California live up to the hype?

Signed,
Horny Breathless
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Dear Governor S,

	Mister Wonderful admires women of all types, ages, and derivations, but
so far as dynamite dancability and short-skirt-willingness go, these
ladies from California rank far above the Chain-Mailed Virgins of Frigia Minor.

	My point is that a Gangster of Love has to go where the juice flows,
knowhutimsayin?  You can raid federal banks from Dartmouth to Twin
Falls, but you ain't gonna clear the red until you hold up Bristols. 
And if you got that joke, pour yourself a shot along with me.

	Look, the barflies in Barstow may not put on the airs of Bel Air, but
there ain't no such thing as a California missus that don't deserve
kissus.  They're sheet-shakers.  They're earth-quakers.  

	Does the fact that I've had to have my adamantium hips replaced five
times tell you anything?


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http://www.thewho.net/discography/songs/BoristheSpider.html
http://www.thecomicfanatic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=7823

	
-- 
Mars Attacks

	"My only books were women's looks
	And the more I read, the less I said" 

	- Adam Ant,
	"Libertine"


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