[Wonderful Labs] #1 Hits Of The Wonderfuls

[Wonderful Labs]

************* Apologies on bended knee for the recent dearth, my lovely
lovelies...  Mister Wonderful is in the middle of some you know and
whatnot and so forth - big ones.  Please enjoy a titter with this piece
of our unarchived past:

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: GLAM WONDERFUL
Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998

Dear Mr. Wonderful--

	Don't ask me how the hell I noticed this, but I recently realized that
you changed everyone's nicknames on the Wonderful mailing list from
comic book characters to lousy 70's bands.  While I can't say I prefer
one to the other, I must ask:  do you really have THAT much time on your hands?

--Ass-Munch
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Dear Malcolm McLaren,

	Boy are you gonna catch heat for calling Abba lousy.

	To be honest, no, I don't have that much time on my hands.  I have
nearly constant crises with Diego, our slim hipped Peruvian water boy,
that require personal attention, as well as setting up the day care
center, feeding Mister Dark's cats, testing the batteries, trying to
find a ride to the Firewater concert on Friday, opening bottles,
interviewing interns and a whole host of other time-consuming
professional activities.

	What I *do* have is something that all great writers have, and that is
an amazing capacity for procrastination.  When a tough query comes up I
can manage to compose an entire opera between coming up with a title and
typing the salutation.  Four-course meals are not uncommon in the midst
of dispensing wisdom.  Nor is a refreshing All-comers Lab-wide Orgy, but
you could have guessed that.



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