[Wonderful Labs] THE PROJECT CALLED WONDER
Wonderful Labs
misterw@mindspring.com
Thu, 22 Apr 2004 04:13:27 -0700
Dear wonderful,
Genesis? What's that?
Signed,
Mr. Competitive
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Dear Kobe Bryant Maru,
Don't insult my intelligence, Querent.
Ahhhhh, I'm only kidding. We're just fooling around, folks! Trading
quotes from Star Trek movies like, I dunno... monkeys. Trading...
Persian rugs. In a bazaar. Where they allow monkeys to do business.
APE LAW!
I haven't had any coffee today. Caffeine deficiency always plays havoc
with my analogies. Remember kids: A Pot of the Black Keeps the Words
on Track.
You know, Shatner's performance in Trek II is pretty subtle. I hear
that's because he switched from his high ham meal plan to an all beef
hot dog diet: KAAAAAAHN'S!
I hope that both the folks who got that joke will do the right thing
and take me out to dinner sometime soon.
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WONDERFUL LABS - The Pirates Of Pants Zen
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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=thompson/040413
--
Mars Attacks
"Well, now you have something new to think about.
Carry on."
- Admiral James T. Kirk (William Shatner),
"Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
Directed by Nicholas Meyer,
Screenplay by Jack B. Sowards
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