[Wonderful Labs] The Wonderful That Came Back

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************* From the glass lined tanks of Old Lavender we tender this
premium advice... Mister Wonderful here, and you know the drill.  Enjoy
this classic bit of folderol, won't you?


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: TALL WONDER
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1998


Dear Mister Wonderful, 

	Why do we never hear about the legendary exploits of Paul Bunyan and
his big blue ox, Babe?  Wouldn't a giant, super strong, axe-wielding
superhero with a giant blue ox sidekick make a great comic book?

	Then again, come to think of it, I'm glad that ol' Paul didn't have a
big blue SHEEP named Babe...

Matze der Katze
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Dear Joseph Campbell,

	OVERHEARD IN THE SUPERHERO CLUBHOUSE:

	* "Quick, Babe, to the Bun-mobile!"
	* "Uh, Paul? If you're done fixing your roof, Thor needs his hammer back."
	* "Look out, here comes Mister 'Let me show you my timber'"
	* "Where does he find tights in 78 Extra-long?"
	* "Careful with that axe, Eugene."
	* "Yeah, The Atom flew right up his nose!  He says it's like a
Brazilian Rain Forest in there!"
	* "Johnny Appleseed could so kick your ass."
	* "I don't care if I can leap over tall buildings with a single bound,
he's still got to clean up that pile of Ox dung."
	* "Big Blue Pain-In-The-Ass is more like it."
	* "That's your fifth keg of Redhook.  You're cut off, mister!"
	* "You carved the Grand Canyon?  Well, my parents were shot in front of
me! Whaddaya think of that?  Huh? Huh??"

	The answers to your questions are: 1) The liberal media and 2) Probably not.


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