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************ Is it possible to eat your own body weight in tiramisu? 
Mister Wonderful here, but engaged in top secret hoopla that requires
total concentration and an extra-large pair of pants.  Please enjoy this
floating carnival of carrying-on from the past....

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Subject: WONDERPOLE DANCE
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 1999


mr. w,

	strippers say that their customers always get screwed but never get
laid.  does making men pay, the commodification of intimacy, have a
greater impact on the dancers or the men/women who fall in love with
them in the real world?  the dancer in question calls herself my
girlfriend, but lusts for xena and sara. our sex is devoid of intimacy,
sporadic, and always on her terms. since you don't offer answers only
advice, what do you got?

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Dear capless,

	I got a hangover.  Whadda *you* got?

	Oh, that's right, you've got a stripper girlfriend.  And you're
*complaining* about it.  Ha.  Oh, it's all dressed up in fancy words and
high-falutin' sociological queries, but really, you just want the world
to know you have a bisexual dominatrix lover that makes more money than
you.  Well, boo-hoo.  Boo, I say, hoo.

	I bet you just *hate* it when she comes home still wearing the nurse's
uniform.  And the Catholic School skirt must just drive you nuts when
it's hanging in the shower.  Oh, the frustration.  She probably made you
pay for the boob job, too, huh?  And when you bury your face in her
cleavage, all you can think about is dollar signs.  Jeez.

	Look.  If your girlfriend is cold and distant, it's because of you, not
her job.  Every job is an exchange of money for bodies.  You do
something physical, they give you money.  The only exception to this is
probably Stephen Hawking, the freeloader.  

	Naked, clothed, wearing a spacesuit, a labcoat, doesn't matter.  It's
all about selling the use of your body for limited amount of time to
people you barely know for less than you're really worth.  Don't blame
the stripping for your jealousy and feelings of inadequacy.  Blame your
parents.  Everyone else does.


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COME INTO MY PARLOR, SAID THE WONDERFUL
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