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************ Sweet heaving bosoms of Monica Belucci... the Wonder Agenda
be full this week, what with this and that.  So tonight we bring you a
hot, hot serving of yesteryear, and a big, big love...

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Subject: WHOAH, WONDER
Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	Last night I saw "The Matrix" with some friends of mine, and boy, did
that movie remind me of you.  My friends, who by some strange
circumstances haven't heard of you, asked me to describe you.  In a
sudden epiphany, I realized (and gave my friends the description) that
you are like a cross between Don Juan and William Gibson.  Does this
seem correct, or do you have a better combination that would most
describe yourself?

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Dear Sweetcheeks,

	Oh, that's good.  That's very good.  That's certainly one of the best
compliments anyone's ever paid me.  But have you considered how Mister
Wonderful also resembles a cross between...

	* Stephen Hawking and a whoopie cushion?
	* The Encyclopaedia Britannica and bullshit?
	* Captain James T. Kirk and Captain James T. Kirk?
	* Elvis and Gandhi?
	* Charles Foster Kane and Larry Flynt?
	* "Scientific American" and "Highlights for Kids"?
	* Dear Abby and eight hits of acid?
	* Pope Boniface II and King Haakon of Norway?
	* A quark and and a boojum?
	* Orson Welles' voice and Nostradamus' press agent?
	* The Bible and an ounce of common sense?
	* The Men in Black and Pee-Wee Herman?
	* Emperor Nero and Alice Cooper?
	* The Popol Vuh and David Lee Roth?
	* UNIVAC and HAL?
	* A good idea and a waste of time?



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