[Wonderful Labs] It Was The Very Best Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

************* When the cat's away, the mice will play, and when the mice
are away, the cheese stands alone.  Mister Wonderful here, and boy are
my hands full. Please enjoy this long-out-of-print classic from the
early years of tears and frustration....

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Subject: SHAOLIN WONDER
Date: Tue, 03 Nov 1998


Dear Wonderful,

	Being that you have reached the Buddha mind, I hope you can help me
out. How does one get out of a *bad situation*?  Not only alive but,
with some sanity or rather understanding that this is for the best.  As
always, I hold you in the highest regards and know that you can be the
finger pointing to the moon for you are one with the Tao.

		Bruce Lee
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Dear Dragon,

	You can get out of a bad situation in three ways:

	1)  Run screaming for the hills, never look back, change your name and
face, set fire to the ground you cover, toss salt over your shoulder and
don't stop until the flying pigs pull you over.  This is the way most of
us choose, in varying degrees of subtlety.

	2) Center yourself, calm your mind, reach deep down and find the basic
substance of your soul.  Examine yourself until you know what you are
and are not, then resurface and find the changed world.  This is the
spiritual equivalent of standing absolutely still (cancelling even
gravity) and letting the earth turn beneath you until you are in, say,
Salma Hayek's bedroom.

	The third method I'm going to let you figure out for yourself.


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