[Wonderful Labs] ALL THE PRESIDENT'S WONDER

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Hello, Wonderful!

	It recently occurred to me that there is a problem with the media;
consider the “Screaming Dean” incident, which was quickly overplayed and
overdone in the coverage, and helped to kill Dean’s candidacy chances. 
Typically, people forget that they only talk in rough draft, but write
much more carefully; politics has to move slowly, or else major problems
would happen... why can't the media see this and think twice before
overreacting hastily?

Yours Truly,
Captain Bob
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Dear Jimmy Dean Sausage,

	What'd you say about my mother?  Come over here and say that!  No,
really.  Come a little closer; I've got bikini wax in my ears like you
wouldn't believe.

	"There is a problem with the media," he says.  Yeah, and there's sand
in the Sahara Desert, Watson.   You know what their problem is?  Too
much money, not enough wonder.

	Me, I got the opposite problem, but what are you gonna do?
	

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-- 
Honey Why

	"The following is a one-act play based on an incident
	in the life of Abraham Lincoln.  The incident may or
	may not be true.  The point is I was tired when I 
	wrote it." 

	- Woody Allen,
	"The Query"


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