[Wonderful Labs] HOIST BY MY OWN WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Mister W., you big, throbbing tease,

	<<WONDERFUL LABS - What Would Number Six Do If The 
	Village People Were In The Village?>>

	Did you just type your own, wonderful, cryptic question at the end of
one of your E-mails - and just leave it hanging there, oh so well hung,
for us to ponder?
 
	That is such a good question that - even if you were the one asking it
- could you come up with an answer?
 
signed,
The Number Two in your pants
________________
Dear Secret Agent Orange,

	"I am not a number!  I am a construction worker!"

	You know, this is the sort of thing that, when it happens, you take a
long, slow look around your office and you look at your trophies and
your testimonials, your Captain Kirk action figures and your pile of
DVDs with the pirate sword plunged into them... you look at your statue
of Tanuki, giant-balled racoon god, and the stacks of five-gallon drums
of "Monsieur Monkey" Brand POO-B-GONE, you look around and you say to
yourself, "It is a mistake to come up with slogans that try to capture
the spirit of  Wonderful Laboratories while I am watching 'Can't Stop
The Music' and simmering in a tequila hot tub."

	This would all be much easier if only The Prisoner had been played by
Freddie Mercury.  Curses!  And Feh!  

	Patrick McGoohan would deal with this handlebar-mustachioed "Number
Two" and his spangled Rovers the same way he's dealt with all of them:

	"Where am I?!"

	"In... the Village"

	"What do you want?"

	"In... tercourse."

	"Who are you?"

	"The new Number Two.  And how."

	"Who is Number One?"

	"Wouldn't you like to know - Sister?"

	"I am not a sister!"

	"*Please*, honey.  Let's get you out of those tight pipes and into some
loose tweed."

	"I -- oh."

	A hard query is like a stiff drink:  It's no good unless you put some
whiskey innuendo.


****************
WONDERFUL LABS - Better The Devil, You Know
****************

Mister Wonderful Recommends: That you share the pain in my Orc.

http://tbhl.theonering.net/films/meet_the_feebles_cd.html

-- 
The Revolver will always turn back to you

	"As a fitting climax to this interesting and 
	valuable series of lessons on the power of the
	eye as an agent of magnetism, we come to the 
	union of the voice with the action of the organ
	of vision."

		- Edmund Shaftesbury,
		"Instantaneous Personal Magnetism"
		("now the standard work of the 
		MAGNETISM CLUB OF AMERICA
		fourteenth edition enlarged
		1976")

Places you go to meet the faces that you got
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wonderfullabs/
http://www.wonderfullabs.com/tempe.html
http://www.livejournal.com/~ideaspace
http://www.cafeshops.com/apotheosis