[Wonderful Labs] TWICE-TOLD WONDER TALES

[Wonderful Labs]

*************  When the penny drops and your life isn't worth a plugged
nickel because someone dropped a dime on you and your enemies give no
quarter - just remember that things can always change... Mister
Wonderful here, giving mouth-to-mind revivification lessons in wisdom
while my shadowy Asian followers speak in tongs.  TONIGHT, fable
followers, we open up the Strange Mailbag of Love to see what dark
responses lurk in the hearts of men.  And women.  And gender scofflaws.


*************  In the highly collectible "AMAZING TALES OF WONDER"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-September/000891.html
loose lips  jawed about blowjobs.  Mister Wonderful hinted at some
flexible talents, prompting this response from YUL GOBLIND:

>Hmm.  pleasant fantasy thought for 
>the day... getting blown by Mr. Wonderful.  
>Wonderful indeed.  thanks.

************* You're damned right it's a fantasy.  Ever since that lost
weekend in Little Rock, my dragon's been breathing fire.


************* THICK WONDER CABLE
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-September/000895.html
inquired after the HBO Original Series "Sex And The City," which we
thought was Karnak's answer to "Name two things missed by Laura Bush." 
We haven't watched much TV lately, but LIP GLOSS interjects: 

>Bullshit.  I know you watch "Six Feet Under."
>And when is that fabulous show gonna go on again?

*************  Wonderful Labs itself has poor reception, but Miss
Yakamoto makes us visit Mister Dark's trailer whenever there's a chance
of seeing the talking dead.  As for the HBO schedule, Mister Monkey says
his cousins are still working on it. 

*************  This will soon spawn a full missive, but MY TWO WONDERS
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-September/000897.html
incidentally asked the musical question, <<What Would Number Six Do If
The Village People Were In The Village?>>  MCGOOEY takes a stab at an answer:

>He'd go for Number One?

************* Wait.  Does that have something to do with watersports?  I
mean, I know he's a Prisoner and all, but I think that's below the belt.

************* MY TWO WONDERS also revealed Mister Wonderful's stunning
prejudice against rich white chicks, twins or no.  FRESNO ESTATE spies
an opportunity:

>Are you saying you prefer po' white trash 
>like me? WOO-HOO! C'mere, baby!

*************  I'm sorry, Daisy Duke.  Despite the inconvenience, I've
decided I like my partners to have all their teeth.


************** Well.... that concludes the folderol for this session,
wit wonks.  Join us next time for further Hoo Ha in the Forbidden Zone.  Anon!


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WONDERFUL LABS - We Put The Hoot In Your Nanny
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Mister Wonderful recommends: The Twenty-Third.  For that is when it comes.

Crypto
http://www.baroquecycle.com
Wind
http://www.dvdjournal.com/quickreviews/m/mightywind.q.shtml
Sick
http://www.reel.com/movie.asp?MID=40733
Cash
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AOV7O/002-3842823-9720844?v=glance
Black
http://shop.comedycentral.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1391677&cp=1080338&parentPage=family

-- 
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	"Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The
	hour grows late.  And Gandalf the Grey rides
	to Isengard seeking my counsel."

		- Saruman the Wise, (Dracula)
		"The Lord of the Rings:
		The Fellowship of the Ring"

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