[Wonderful Labs] MY SECRET WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	Why you are never seen in the same room with Mark A. Masterson, noted
bon vivant?  

Regards,
Lex Luthor
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Dear Brainiac,

	Oh, it's no use.  I can't hide it any longer.  Mister Mark and I...
well, we're just not getting along like we used to.  It's not you,
honey.  It's not you.  It's just that as people get older, sometimes
creators and creations need time apart.  You understand, don't you?  We
both still love *you*, don't worry.  Oh, don't worry, darling.  This
isn't your fault.  It's just that... he and I, well, we have to explore
our options.  And he has to learn not to cock-block a player.

	Har!  I wish.

	I can't get rid of that freak, are you kidding?  What *ever* are you
talking about, dear boy?  Just gander at this goose:  http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/5_8_martin_lewis.jpg

	That's no robot-double, I assure you.  We signed the fake names as a
gag, of course, being doped out of our heads on 4-color star juice.  How
were we to know that it would all get made into a movie?  One supposes
there was a passing resemblance, but Mister Masterson and I still argue
over who was supposed to be Buddy Love.

	Then there was the time Mister Dark had been taking some money out of a
banker; he dropped by the Labs afterward to have a G-Man's slug taken
out him.  As I recall, it was Mister Masterson who suggested we give him
the horse tranquilizer.
http://forevermarxist.tripod.com/marx4.jpg
	

	I will admit that we have not been found together *recently*, but
that's just because of the FBI investigation.


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WONDERFUL LABS - There's A Starman Waiting In The Boudoir
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Mister Wonderful Recommends: Adding an IE to AAA.  The Antiquated
American Automobile Club has proven itself to be firmly Pro-Auto and
Anti-people who are *driving* autos, which is fine and their choice and
all, really, but Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a choice you never knew you had.

The Better World Club, by the by, offers *bicycle* roadside assistance,
he said, sweetening the deal for stout-legged folk everywhere.

http://www.betterworldclub.com/

Post Script:  It's like Working Assets with wheels, dig?

http://www.workingassets.com/

-- 
Can you tell Pop from a Revolver?

	"You smashed a hornet's nest
	They swarm around inside.
	They hope to seek revenge;
	Slowly suffocate in a bliss fragrance.
	My core atomizes.
	Deep in me gardenias bloom
	For you."

		- Fischerspooner,
		"Sweetness"
(which I've heard purported to be based on the Cupid myth)

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