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Dear Mistah Wondaful,

	What the fuck is so good about "Sex and the City"?

Signed,
Football Dude
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Dear Marshall Dillon,
	
	"Sex and the City"?  TV program, right?  Yeah.  Is that the one about
the guy driving cross-country in his big rig with a chimpanzee?

	No.  Wait.  Sorry.  I know, I know  -- you're talking about that one
where Kim Cattrall lives in New York with three other octogenarians and
every week screws a multitude of big rigs and chimps.

	Yeah, I don't get it either.  Maybe people *like* to watch suppurating
wrinkles; I've no idea.  Mister Wonderful's TV reception has gone a bit
kerblooey since the Reality Storm of '86 - we mainly get classic Star
Trek and news of the End of the World.  Even our cable has gone Mobius:
no matter when you start watching you discover that it's all on the
stupid side.


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