[Wonderful Labs] WHITHER MY WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear One Full of 'Der,

	Why is it that as I grow older, all my friends become fucks. You know,
the type....the ones that are happy as hell to drink a free beer, but
unwilling to call and say hello on their own dime?
    
Disillusioned by ....oh nevermind,
Hater
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Dear Today's Tom Sawyer,

	Perhaps they always *were* fucks and now, as you are older, you have
become a Master of Sexology, able to recognize a fuck at a dozen paces
and perhaps even ferret out super-weasel crypto-double-secret fucks who
work for  C.O.P.U.L.A.T.E. division of C.O.B.R.A., way down in
Fuckalajara, Fuxico, where the Sexicans sing their lusty pirate songs of fucking.

	I think that puts some sort of positive spin on things, but I'm fucked
if I know exactly how.

	Purely sociologically, Mister Wonderful wonders how your friends might
change you gave out free fucks and charged a dime for beers.  You'd be
like Mae West!  Then everyone would want to come up and see you some
time.  Even though you looked like a canary stuffed with pork.  Not that
you do *now*.  But I'm just saying.


	I think the solution to your dilemma is to never grow old and never
die.  How do we accomplish this?  It's common advice, but true as the
dawn: you're only as old as the one you're feeling.



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WONDERFUL LABS -  Peering Up The Plaid Skirts Of Wisdom
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Mister Wonderful Recommends: Tonto's Giant Nuts.  It's Johnny Depp's
band.  I don't have any links.  You'll have to trust me.

But P.S. Oh my double damn potrzebie: "Salma Hayek says she's still
single because she has yet to meet a man with more balls than her."
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12778496,00.html

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