[Wonderful Labs] HOW CHEAP IS YOUR WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Wonderful,

	With the economy like it is, how is Wonder Labs able to provide its
customers with the same service at such reasonable prices?

Signed,
ralph nader
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Dear Consumer Retorts,

	VOLUME.

	While our labcoats may be white, I assure you that our ties are very loud.
	http://www.wonderfullabs.com/_uimages/Cap0016.jpg

	Wonderful Labs also strives to keep costs low by employing fictional
characters.  Shareholder confidence has risen steadily since Mister
Monkey set a infinite number of relatives to work in the fact checking
division.  Further-goddamn-more, NAFTA allows Wonderful (Mister)
Productions to import cheap adverbs and conjunctions from Lemuria and
Mu.  We are the ultimatest best purveyors of unseen knowledge from the
truest troubadours of all time and space with nary a thought to
recompense and the greatest reward we can receive is the continued
interest in things beyond the fringe.


	In other words, the best love is free.


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