[Wonderful Labs] AMAZING TALES OF WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

************* So I told him, I said, "Sisyphus, it was all a mistake! 
You're supposed to get your rocks *off*!"  Mister Wonderful here, your
guerrilla in the myths, your penetrator of fables, the happiest Grimm in
the hausmarchen, and TONIGHT we once again open the Strange Mailbag of
Love and share with you and yours things written by them and theirs
about me and my monkey...


************* First off we have NUMBER ONE, who doesn't seem to
appreciate the swabby sea-salt query posed in "RAISE THE BLACK WONDER" http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-August/000880.html

>The only thing worse than a geek who lives 
>in a fantasy world is a geek who lives in a 
>fantasy world where pirates are important.
>Signed,
>Nasty Nate

************* Which is *exactly* what I told the FBI when they wanted to
examine my hard drive.

************* We learned an interesting thing about the word "Ravel" in
"A WORD IN YOUR WONDER"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-August/000883.html,
but then I had to go and make it all tawdry.  TOP TEN doesn't help:

<<Who would want to make love to Maurice Unravel's "Unbolero"?>>
>I often make love wearing my unbolero under my 
>spandex. Only occasionally is the chafing an issue.

<<Not that making love in a silly manner is strictly undesirable.>>
>Some of us, thank you, have no choice.
>Cuddly Dudley.

************* I forgot that Science Fiction Conventions often serve
alcohol now.

************* A quick response to the dirty words bandied about in "THE
WONDER OF THE SEXES"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-August/000884.html
from MISTER PITH

>Bon mot!

************* The French dig me.

************* "WOODY FOR WONDER"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-September/000886.html
questioned the origin of the term "station wagon."  WHISKERS has this theory:

>It's actually a bastardization of an old 
>hunting dog obedience command:
>"Stay, an' shun waggin'."
>As the automobile replaced animals as a means 
>of transport and help, the term was transferred over.

************* Man, that's so weak Stephen Hawking could beat it in a
slam-dunk contest.


************* We received many responses to "WET SLOPPY WONDER"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-September/000888.html,
and I couldn't tell you why.  Here are but three, showing the dynamic
range of Wonderfulista response:

>that was ... wonderful. well done.

*

>Finally!" I thought, "I'll have an answer to 
>this nagging question." But, no, it's not to be.

*

>You're "magnificent" at giving blow jobs?


*************  It's all about being able to put your mouth where your
money is.

***************** That's all from us tonight, folks.  Join us again next
time for more stories of unwieldy typewriters of Doom and the sexy
renegade scientists who love them....


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