[Wonderful Labs] WOODY FOR WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	Where did they get the name "station wagon" from?  I can understand
naming a car after a wagon, but what kind of stations are they talking
about? Gas stations?

--Ess. Hugh Veigh
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Dear Morris Minor,


	I believe the name refers to the Stations of the Cross, a Catholic
remembrance of fourteen agonizing and tortured scenarios from the last
hours of the life of Jesus of Nazareth as he attended to his disciples's
need to pull over at every goddamn rest area, and clamors to see "the
gi-nant dinosaur!  The gi-nant dinosaur!"



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WONDERFUL LABS -  Infinite, Yet Bound, Like Orson Welles In A Fetish Dungeon
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Places for your stuff.  Everyone should
fill a gap every now and then - moreover, you should have adequate
lacunae for your excrescence.  The ScotteVest has 30 techno-savvy
pockets and 23 zippers *without* the optional liner, which is enough to
make you wonder why you aren't spending your money on more music, or dating.

"2,312.75 square inches of pocket space"
http://www.wired.com/news/gizmos/0,1452,60161,00.html
"You never die and you never grow old"
http://www.modestmouse.com/
"They argued in their filings that Hinckley at one point had 57 pictures
of Foster in his room" 
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&ncid=514&e=3&u=/ap/20030902/ap_on_re_us/john_hinckley

-- 
There's a red Revolver over yonder

	"And nothin now can influence me so anew
	They gotta melt me down into a substance blue
	Before they realize that they are not so true"

		- Foetus
		"They Are Not So True"

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