[Wonderful Labs] I DO NOT DRINK WONDER

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Dear Mister Wonderful,

	It is common knowledge that vampires don't have reflections in mirrors.
 Does this mean that she/he will usually have a little smudge of blood
on the chin or the tip of the nose, that he/she doesn't know is there?
More importantly, do the sensors on self-flushing toilets detect them?
That could get really frustrating if they didn't, huh.

--Bat-toothed Betty
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Dear Veronica the Impaler,

	In Mister Wonderful's experience, one of the finest things in the world
is when you tell a joke to a vampire just at the right moment, and blood
comes squirting out his nose.  Hi-larious.

	Vampires *do* block light, and have no trouble at all using
sensor-activated toilets and sinks.  Which, I know, doesn't explain why
they smell so bad; you go to a club these days and it's like a sewer
main exploded in a lace factory.

	I once met a Tibetan candle wicker who claimed that vampires don't show
up in mirrors because mirrors are backed with silver, and silver
destroys everything about the nosferatu, even their reflection.   I
said, yeah, okay, but then their makeup would still show, and they never
get that on right.  I mean, they put this pale foundation on and it
never goes far enough down the neckline, so you get these ragged,
smeared edges that make them, y'know, totally *dunce macabre*.
	

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