[Wonderful Labs] YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Wonderful,

	I've noticed that very few readers are e-mailing you questions lately. 
As a result, I have a query: What the fuck?  Sure, you had that computer
problem a while back but should that have cost you the love and
attention of your readers?  I think it has...and that's bullshit.

	You fucking fair-weather fans of Wonderful remind me of the asshole,
cock-sucking bandwagon Florida Marlins fans...the ones who couldn't be
bothered that past few years but found the time this fall when the
Marlins had their recent success.

	Fucking send in some questions, candy asses.  Wonderful is best when
tested.  Bask in the sunlight of his wisdom.  And if anyone has a
problem with my comments, I give Wonder Labs permission to reveal my
email address just as long as I get the address of whomever complains so
I can track your ass down and "visit" you when you're catching some zzzs
or stumbling drunk out of your favorite watering hole.

Signed,
Mad Max
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Dear Gorgeous George,

	Mister Wonderful would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone
that he roots for the Red Sox.  Boston won the first World Series, and
they most likely won't take it again until the last: October, 2012 -
listen close for the fifth trumpet of the Apocalypse.  Serious.

	In other news, I love you all.  And I'm *not* saying that just because
I'm the Good Cop.  I'm saying that because I live in California and the
hills all around me are on fire and I need as many friends as possible.


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WONDERFUL LABS - We Have High Friends In Places
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Mister Wonderful Recommends: Many 32s.  Lots of boogy-boogy.

http://realmagick.com/articles/32/2032.html

-- 
Der Hexer

	"You are not a girl just now," said [Glinda], gently, 
	"because Mombi transformed you into a boy. But
	you were born a girl, and also a Princess; so
	you must resume your proper form, that you may
	become Queen of the Emerald City."

		- L. Frank Baum,
		installing a trannie as supreme ruler of Oz,
		"The Land of Oz" 1904

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