[Wonderful Labs] THE NEXT WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	Do you have a son? I was watching the new pop vision of Fountains of
Wayne  in their video for "Stacy's Mom" and at one point the young
lothario was wearing a shirt emblazoned with MISTER WONDERFUL. Now I
figure there are all sorts of time/space explanations for this (a son, a
young clone, an alternate dimension, etc.) but I was hoping you might
have some (T)ruth for me. Barring that, how about something more
tantalizing than the truth?

Sincerely,
Kevin Beardstick
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Dear Custardy Court,

	There is nothing more tantalizing than the truth.  The truth wears
fishnet combat boots and velvet tank tops.  The truth dances like an
itchy gypsy.  The truth has more secret places than the hedge maze
outside the sacred whore house of Mu.

	That said, telling you I sent my sexually-frustrated robot double to
have an intimate encounter with a MILF-seeking synthesizer keyboard is
more *interesting* than saying I have never heard of these "Fountains of
Wayne" boys and, in fact, listen only to Radio Free Albemuth. 

	Dig it:  people need me.  But it's strictly old news to flash a
million-candle signal across the sky.  When you need querological
assistance from a modern Zorro such as myself, you just get yourself a
nation-wide television appearance and call my name.  If someone mentions
it to me, I'll be sure to notice.


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WONDERFUL LABS - Our Heads Are Clear, But Never Straight
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Fumbling attempts to loosen the clasp on
the bra of art.  It's silly.  It's not a movie.  It's not good.  But it
is ours and we love it.

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-- 
Der Hexer

	"Some conspiracy theorists say great danger
	awaits those
	Who get too close to the truth about the 
	secret rulers of the world."

		- Killing Joke,
		"Loose Cannon"

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