[Wonderful Labs] THE CRUNCH OF WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Wonderful,

	Have you ever been stalked?  Would you like to be?

Signed,
Your Number One Fan
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Dear Senor Celery,

	Well, I was once pursued through the streets of Ottawa by three masked
detectives from the League of Trouser Decency.  Does that count?

	One of them *did* show up at the Labs that Christmas, claiming to be my
wife, but balked when he realized that I have such a large staff.  So
much for that.

	 Martha Stewart was having cocktails in the next room and *she* said
she didn't mind handling the staff, but once I got her into the bedroom
she nearly fainted at the length of my shaft.

	"Thou ninny varlet!" I told her while jingling my bells.  "How else do
you think the Batpoles fit?"

	Listen, I could do this all night long - but that's what got me into
trouble with Angus Young's wife's husband.  Suffice it to say that I am
still frightened by little pants.  Which reminds me of this time I was
being hunted by the League of Trouser Decency...

	You know what?  Instead of stalker, you know what I want?  Oh... what's
it called?  Hold on; it's right on the tip of my tongue (and it's not
Martha)... oh yeah.  Sane people.  I'd like to meet some sane people. 
Just for the dippy wang-doodle variety of it.

	
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WONDERFUL LABS - Science That's Not Afraid To Get Sticky
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  The savage sword of Smith.  My main man in
the Matrix has a license plate what reads ISA 5416, so dig what the
Big-O Bible raps about that:

http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible?version=KJV&passage=Isa+54:16

Plus, out of my brain on the five fifteen:
http://www.metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=100_0_2_0_M


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