[Wonderful Labs] DREAM A LITTLE WONDER

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Dear Mr. Wonderful,
 
	Last night I dreamt that my ex-boyfriend got fired from his job, was
homeless, and was looking for work in the Mojave desert. I'm very
tempted to tell him about this dream (though maybe in nicer terms), but
I told him last January that I was never going to speak to him again and
have had no contact with him since (he was a bit of a turd). But the
temptation to tell him is terrible!
 
	Should I tell him?
 
Yours truly,
Jaunty Palooza
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Dear Sleeping Booty,

	That depends.  Is he in the Mojave Desert right now?  Can you afford to
hire an airplane to haul a banner across the azure inferno?  A banner
what says: "A COUPLE MORE ORGASMS AND THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED, SPARKY!"

	If so, don't lend the cash to any of Mister Wonderful's ex's.  They'd
only use it nefariously.

	Eschew contact with the erstwhile amour.  Your word is your bond.  And
your wardrobe is your bondage.  If you've got enough rope.   I once knew
a girl who could spin flax into hemp.  She and George Washington would
get totally high by attaching ropes to the nipple rings on Ben
Franklin's helium-filled chest of drawers.

	Living well is the best revenge; there's no need to rub it in,
particularly with people you don't like.  As a matter of fact, Wonderful
Laboratories prides itself on our strict "friendly-rubbing" policy -
banned in very few countries!


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