[Wonderful Labs] A Bit Of The Old Bump And Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	GREETINGS FROM GUZZLED POTRZEBIE!

	First!  Let us have a haiku, or, as they are known in Potrzebie, a gesundheit:


	Stars nearly right now
	Strange fun tentacles writing
	Hold tight Wonderful


	I found that in my Alphabits this morning, but Mister Malice said the
phenomena was nothing special as there had earlier been an infinite
number of monkeys running through the kitchen.  Mister Monkey pulled a
laser gun out of his fez and called Malice a dirty yellow-hatted liar. 
Mister Dark quickly hooked Monkey's chair with his walking stick,
spilling the simian onto the floor amongst the empty cans of nitrous
oxide.  Things seemed to be tending tense-ward.  Me, with my cereal
unconventional clutched in one hand, I was ready to kick over the
heating lamp and grow a mustache when the boys all started laughing like
a pack of grackles with an unhealthy secret.

	They're up to something.  No surprise there.  But they're up to
something that involves faking a falling out, and *I* fell for their
false fall out:  I sense a "Reservoir Dogs meet Cthulhu" storm brewing. 
Reality hadn't better start any long books, you know?


	Still, you have to laugh.  Maybe they'll think you're in on it.


Yours in a tropical paradise, but keeping watch on the skies,
MW


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WONDERFUL LABS - Be Reborn In The Fiery Ritual Of Caramel
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  24 and 5:15.  Not the TV show, and not the
Who song.  Well, maybe the Who song.

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war24.html
http://www.metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=100_0_2_0_M

-- 
The Goo Goo Muck revolves and comes back to you, Revolver

	"There's no earthly way of knowing
	Which direction we are going
	There's no knowing where we're rowing..."

		- Willy Wonka,
		"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" (1971)

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