[Wonderful Labs] The Saga of Swamp and Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	Mister Wonderful here, and I want you all to know that any reports you
may hear of rogue elephants rampaging towards Rome with terrible yet
obvious secrets about the narrative nature of reality tucked into a
false tusk have *little* to do with me.  

	My real concern: this morning, Mister Dark and Mister Monkey had words.
 

	Words, as we all know, are the most powerful and dangerous drug on
Earth, having killed humans in the millions and souls in the billions. 
In the right hands they (words) can be fairly groovy and improve the
telepathically-deprived masses.  On the other hands, they (Misters Dark
and Monkey) have set aside their initial distrust and entered into a
level of compadreship that makes bestiality look like a glance through
the PetSmart catalog.

	I fear that the simian and the sadist are plotting mischief, and
getting high on language for the inspiration.  They're mad teenage
rebels loose in the library.  They do it for the linguiskicks, man.

	Such is the air in Potrzebie.  It makes everything seem Potrpossible.

	Anyway.  Point is.  I had some Potrzebian gumbo the other night, cooked
up by a real voodoo mama.  You know what it tasted like?  It tasted like
destiny.  Spicy, and potentially regrettable.  So what?  We never know
what the future holds, but unless we move to embrace the real thing,
we're left choking chicken.

	Tonight, more queries arrived, by various avenues, on this distant
island shore.  You readers are diabolically inventive, and your efforts
appreciated.  Although I be resting on this couch of softest laurels,
know that I will give your requests for enlightentainment the most
cursory glance technology allows.  Provided, of course, my bunkmates
with the evil grins haven't drained the Earth of resources and sold them
(the resources) to the Martians before we wake.
	

Yours for at least the time it takes to work out the currency conversion
between here and Mars,

Mister Wonderful


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Callahan, this is your great-aunt's, or possibly a distant cousin's. 
Their demolition of the Hummer aesthetic is delightful.

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-- 
Green-Eyed Goo Goo Muck Passion Goo Goo Muck

	"What's it like...?
	It's like breathing the electric air
	of the future."

		- Grant Morrison,
		_New X-Men_ #135,
		"teaching children about fractals"

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