[Wonderful Labs] A technical note

[Wonderful Labs]

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	Just kidding.  Alphonse the webturtle here - I wanted to let anyone
who's been trying to reply to Mister Wonderful's recent dispatches know
that the reason you've been having your mail returned as "undeliverable"
is due to a very tragic piece of software hooey that we've had to foobar
with an interactive microdink and so that shouldn't happen none more.  Clear?

	Mister W's on that island, you see, and all their networking is done
through a Coconutalk LAN system, which, well, it's technical, but once
we get it past the Hyper-Squids and into the Labs, the messages have to
be decoded and uplinked on abaci, being as the HUGIX machine is still
inoperative.  Anyway, then we have to run it down to the drugstore and
have Harvey tap it into the telegraph clacker, where it's then sent to
Langley and some people we know put it out on the World Watchwire.
Clear? 

	Okay, and so don't tell anyone, but this all wouldn't be so bad if
Mister W hadn't fucked up entering his mail preferences when he got that
new unit in Nepal.  Clear?

	Yeah, it'll work now.  Don't call us, we'll get nervous and drop the phone.

thanks, bye.
Alphonse Adipose for 
The Wonderful Laboratories Incantation Technologies Divination

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