[Wonderful Labs] WONDER REPEATS

Wonderful Labs misterw@mindspring.com
Mon, 31 Mar 2003 04:17:06 -0800


Mr. Dubya,

	I'm pretty sure someone has already asked you this, but I can't
remember the answer so....

	What was the coolest thing before sliced bread? 

	and 

	What exactly is the price of tea in china? 

thanks ever so much,
Capitan Ron
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Dear Senile Plissken,

	 In the halcyon days of 1999, when blowjobs were all the rage and you
couldn't swing a cat without ripping into the moneybags of some
twaddling Internet maven, we did indeed answer those queries. But as
that time period is being deleted and dismantled by the Ministry of
Truth, we've hidden the threatened Wonderfullabs archives and can only
offer you this reprint:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/wonderfullabs/4542.html   A love note
from the shimmering, hallucinogenic years between the wars.

	Anyway, we were doing a lot of Nitro shots in those days, and I'm
fairly certain all my answers from that summer were composed by hitching
a James Joyce AudioBook up to a Speak N Spell.  Allow Puck to make amends.


	The coolest thing before sliced bread?  Bread slicers.

	The price of tea in China?  Dude... they're communists.


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