[Wonderful Labs] SELF-INFLICTED WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	The L.A. coroner's office has a thrift store immediately in front of
it. Is there a connection between the two, do you think?

--Dolly
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Dear Burke and Hare,

	
	Does Michael Jackson have a shaved scrotum in the woods?  

	Of *course* there's a connexion.  Not only is there a connexion,
there's a well-lit underground corridor.  Times are tough.  The budget
is tight.  Do you want that "evidence" just sitting around waiting for a
"trial," or do you want it doing something useful?


	Now, the link between the county crematorium and the Hollywood Wax
Museum, *that's* the one I'm worried about.



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WONDERFUL LABS - Soylent Green Is Delicious!
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Redundant cheerleading.  I know you all
probably read The Onion regularly, but I just want to give them an extra
ya-ya for their efforts this week.  As Steve Martin was wont to observe,
"Comedy is not pretty."

http://www.theonion.com/

And do me a favor: don't give someone an award if you haven't seen his
film.  Or at least have the decency to act like you meant it.  You give
Michael Moore an award because you *want* him to say things no one else will.

http://www.oscars.com/oscarnight/winners/win_32297.html

-- 
If you tell two people about the Sarcastic Fringehead, that's two fewer
people to tell tomorrow.

	"His big, rosy, joyful nudes are just
	as much a statement against war as Goya's
	mutilated victims. Rubens is saying Yes
	to life.  Way I see it, anything that says
	Yes to life is automatically saying No
	to war."

		-Tom Robbins,
		"Skinny Legs and All"



**Worksheds**

Lemon Curry?
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Tim Curry?
http://www.livejournal.com/~ideaspace

Chicken Tikka Masala?
http://www.cafeshops.com/apotheosis