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[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	Who would win in a fight: the Powerpuff Girls or the Justice League?

Sincerely,
Buttercup
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Dear Toughest Fighter,

	While I am certain that Superman could talk to the super-powered
sisters and convince them to join the Superfriends in the Hall of
Justice, the sight of Gleek (simian companion to the (no relation)
Wonder Twins) might startle the girls, who would then blast him into a
purple smear along the wall, thinking him their enemy Mojo Jojo.

	Aquaman and Wonder Woman would no doubt applaud this move, but Green
Lantern and Flash would throw another hissy fit, *like always*, and
finally Wonder Woman would nudge Apache Chief and say, "Watch this" then
throw her Magic Lasso over Green Lantern and ask him if he was a big
pussy.  Black Vulcan would then say, "That's not cool, man."  Aquaman
would then want to know who asked him.  Black Vulcan would respond by
inviting whitey out to finish what he started.  Robin would ask what he
was planning to do without his boyfriend, Cyborg.  

	When the smoke cleared, only Superman and the Powerpuff Girls would
remain standing.  Superman, embarrassed, would apologize and exile
himself into space.

	Batman, late because the Batmobile had lost a wheel and the Joker got
away, would then enter and quickly assess the situation.  The sight of
Robin, however, unconscious in a pile of fish and feathers, would fuse
every synapse of the Dark Knight's admirable brain onto a path of
certain vengeance against the Power Poppets.  Would he be able to
*single-handedly* defeat the cutesy trio, these megapotent creations of
Dr. Utonium and Chemical X?

	The answer to that query hinges on this further query:  would you put
it past Batman to punch a little girl in the face?

	The answer to *that* query hinges on this one:  How big a geek am I
that I'm actually thinking about it?

	That query can only be answered if you know this: Was my first thought,
"I bet the Legion of Doom is behind this."?

	In reverse order, then: Yes, huge, no.


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	learn science, technology?
	Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
	on the land or on the sea?
	Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
	study oceanography?
	Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
	when your team and others meet."

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		"In The Navy"



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