[Wonderful Labs] YOUNG BERTIE WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	Could you please outline the details of life as a Space-Fop?

Sincerely,
A Space Peon
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Dear Frank Poole,

	Tut-tut, old thing.  I'm no Space-Fop;  Mister Wonderful is a Time Dandy.

	You can tell the difference because a Space-Fop has only one hump, but
a Time Dandy makes Caligula look like a gelded dromedary in a plague nunnery.

	Lando Calrissian, *he* was a Space-Fop.  Nice cape, Tubbs.  The gas
mining business isn't what it used to be, I guess.  What the hell kind
of charming union boss sucks up to the Dark Lord and betrays his friends
in exchange for hollow promises from the Empire?  Aside from Tony Blair...

	
	What is it, then, that makes the "TD" lifestyle so undeniably superior
and attractive?  *We* know that one never looks so good as when one
takes *off* the fabric of space-time.



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WONDERFUL LABS - The Homeland Sexy Level Is Currently: Grey.
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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  A man who's not afraid to reference Monty
Python in his MSNBC column.  Eric Alterman rocked my world on "The Daily
Show" (3/17/03), almost making me forget how things are so fucked up
right now.  Luckily, there's always Ted Rall.  

http://www.msnbc.com/news/752664.asp
http://www.whatliberalmedia.com/
http://www.comedycentral.com/dailyshow/
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20030317/cx_tr_uc/tr20030317

Oh, and a further hurrah for Robin Cook (not the Coma scribbler, the
other one).
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2858957.stm

-- 
Someday we'll meet again, don't know Sarcastic Fringehead, don't know
when... but we're all in it together.

	"Running late for a very early grave
	We all sleep in the bed our parents made
	The human element seems to be at fault again
	Five bodies in the local shopping mall
	Twenty holes in the master bedroom wall
	I don't think those stains are coming out, my friend"

		-Firewater, 
		"The Man With The Blurry Face"



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