[Wonderful Labs] A DARK RITUAL

[Wonderful Labs]

Mister Dark,

	My birthday is coming up on the 15th of this month and there is
something I cannot stand about birthdays... That damn birthday song
(which popped into mind when reading a recent query to Mister
Wonderful).  

	My question is this...  What various forms of punishment do you suggest
I employ to anyone who sings that awful song?

Signed,
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
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Dear Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga,

	The solution leaps to mind readily: douse your body in gasoline, then
take two lit candles and drive them deep into your eye sockets.  Burn,
you insufferable moron. Burn.  Never grow another year older.

	Why do so many continue to underestimate the deep and pure hatred I
feel for every one of you?  Is it the way I smile?  

	No.  I have determined that only your own poor judgment leads you to
punish the world's leading authority on violent metastasis, viz. me,
with your inane questions.  You deserve everything you get and
horrifying acid burns for your children besides.


May your genitalia be ridden with fistulas,
Mister Dark


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THE APOTHEOSIS - You All Have To Sleep Eventually
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Mister Dark Recommends: Choking on the miasma of pernicious stupidity.  Saps.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=580&e=1&cid=580&u=/nm/20030312/bs_nm/economy_forecast_dc
http://www.dw-world.de/english/0,3367,1434_A_442254,00.html
http://www.nrdc.org/bushrecord/health.asp

And, of course: kitties.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/catindex.htm


-- 
Who cares for the Sarcastic Fringehead?

	"The heir to the throne, the effeminate
	Monsieur La France.
	Pets and toys his pastimes."

		- Title Card from
		"Intolerance" (1916)
	Wherein director David Wark Griffith has
	obviously anticipated that dingbat
	Wonderful.


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