[Wonderful Labs] IT'S MY WONDER TOO, YEAH

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Wonderful,

	How do people know what key to sing in at birthday parties?

Sincerely,
Joe Cocker
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Dear John Belushi,

	I don't suppose you'd be willing to *share* any of the entertaining
drugs you're on, would you?  I'd be doing my own research on your query,
only it's just this darned court thing keeping me fifty yards away from
any gathering of children...

	Well, be fair.  The cops said they'd only have cause to actually arrest
me if I did it with the costume on.

	My friend, companion, dear sir, bubeleh, amigo, kemosabe, good man,
chum, listen: people *don't* sing in key at birthday parties.  Certainly
not in the *same* key.  Your query is based on an invalid premise.  Kids
don't care and adults are too drunk.  

	If I might ask, what parties are *you* going to?  The Vienna Boys Choir
Goodbye Ball-Dropping Fiesta?  Speaking of Vienna, have I mentioned that
the cops there have banned me from riding in any vehicles *and* from
walking on the streets?  Nice little paradox.  I've got them, though;
nowadays I always travel Austria disguised as a helium balloon.

	I used to do that in France, but I couldn't stand being chased by all
the kids.  To tell the truth, it's really just that it's tough to float
when one is weighed down with so much irony. 



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Mister Wonderful Recommends: The Feast of Alvis!  Good Christ, people. 
There's just so much out there to laugh at.  Or maybe not *laugh*, per se....

http://www.adultswim.com/shows/sealab/index.html
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war21.html
http://presidentmoron.com/
http://www.thenation.com/capitalgames/index.mhtml?bid=3&pid=292

-- 
It's a long Sarcastic Fringehead, so I'll begin at the beginning...
bring all your friends and they can sit on the floor.

	"It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow
	day at the onset of spring, and the 
	newlyweds were driving cross-country
	in a large roast turkey."

		-Tom Robbins, 
		"Skinny Legs and All"



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Julius Caesar
http://www.wonderfullabs.com/tempe.html

Falstaff
http://www.livejournal.com/~ideaspace

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