[Wonderful Labs] HIS MASTER'S WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful

	Why do dogs cock their heads at an angle when they are listening
intently to something?

Yours,
Johann Dobermann
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Dear Nipper,


	I doubt very much that dogs do anything intently.  They most likely
cock their heads because they're searching around for a free drink.  I
know I am.

	It's not like dogs have to get up for work in the morning.  They can
show up in the middle of the afternoon, wearing yesterday's fur, put on
a sloppy grin and say, "I been huntin' pussy all day, how 'bout you?"
and they won't get fired.  Their union is *that* strong.  If *I* tried
that *I'd* get a *promotion*, but that's because I own the company and
one of these little cabana boys who call themselves staff had better be
on the doubling with that next Mai Tai, or there won't be any St.
Patrick's Day Bonus under the clover.

	I swear.  Some days it's like trying to get decent blueberry bagel at
the Reichstag.

	German Shepherds, now there's a dog that likes to drink.  Just like the
cops they narc for.  The English call them Alsatians.  Not the cops, the
German Shepherds.  They call their cops "teletubbies."


	Hey, if it's any consolation, consider this: that's the same angle at
which *your* head tilts when you're looking at a friend's bookshelves. 
Yeah.  Probably one of them coincidences.



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