[Wonderful Labs] 10 STUPID WONDERS
Wonderful Labs
misterw@mindspring.com
Thu, 06 Mar 2003 02:34:48 -0800
Dear Wunderkind,
Does Mr. Dark have an alibi for the whole 'Doctor Laura's mother' fiasco?
Sincerely,
The Feds
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Dear Hoover Rouge,
That news story about Dr. Laura's mother being found long-dead and
unmourned kind of dropped off the public radar rather quickly, didn't
it? Makes you think that perhaps someone with media access and
something to hide has pulled a few strings... hmmm.
I'm looking at you, Mr. President.
In any case, Mister Dark maintains that he has never intentionally
harmed an old lady. He says that putting them in the pits and
collecting bets while they thrash each other with barbed umbrellas over
a tin of cat food is just providing what public wants.
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