[Wonderful Labs] PIRATE'S GOLD WONDER

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Dear MW,

	Does Pippi Longstockings count as a superhero?
	If not, what is she?

Regards,
Tommy and Onika
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Dear Efram Symbolist,

	Good lord, man.  Get a grip.  That little redheaded Swedish tease is
not a superhero; she's a jail sentence waiting to happen.

	I don't care what she can do with a horse.  Eschew.  The girl is
*trouble* - that starts with "T" which rhymes with "P" and that stands
for Polanski.  "Strongest girl in the world," whatever.  Making grown
men weep is not that hard, particularly when you've got...

	Wait.  Am I on my own for this fetish?  Does no one else find a
flame-haired, pig-tailed tomboy intriguing?  Come on.  She's sorta rich,
too.  Thrill-seeking, independent, can put up bail... Jeezus!  What am I
*doing*?  Next time I even *think* like this, shoot me with the trank gun.

	Ow!  Well, ha-ha, Miss Yakamoto, the joke's on you.  This little dart
won't stop me.  Ow!  This one either.  I been drinking those PCP
Martinis Ow! to Ow! Ow! build up an immuni-
	
	




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