[Wonderful Labs] The Lady or The Wonder
Wonderful Labs
misterw@mindspring.com
Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:00:02 -0700
Dearest Readers,
GREETINGS FROM EBULLIENT POTRZEBIE!
Temptations sing... Mister Wonderful here, recently rescued from the
confines of a burlap sack and finding myself in a misty hideaway far to
the south of the Potrzebian islands I've frequented of late. As we all
know, Potrzebie is a marvelous island chain that crosses the earth like
the ammunition belts crossing a Wookie's chest. Right now, I'm dangling
near the Li'l Chewie.
Mister Dark assures me that this is only temporary and that those who
say our actions render us "outcast, unclean" are fans of the liberal
meteor engaging in recidivist history. He's also convinced that he is
the reincarnation of the Roman god Mithras, and, as such, declares
himself, "The Weasel and the Asterix, the panopticon of all-knowing, the
icon of the aeon, that all shall bow before and do the will of, so mote
it be, you motherhumpers."
Have I mentioned how strong the mushrooms can get on these islands?
Anyway, the LAST FLIGHT bar is far behind us, as well as our credit
cards and good reputations. I do not know if I shall ever see the
Mesozoic Motel again, or the improbable room service bill rumoured to
live there.
And yet our monkey pal still has proper work, it seems... APE LAW!
* * *
SIMIAN QUERY OF THE DAY:
Dear Mister Monkey,
So, like, what's your favorite fruit, dude?
--Inquiring Minds.
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Dear Hairless Cousin,
MERCUTIO: If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
Now will he sit under a medlar tree,
And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
As maids call medlars, when they laugh alone.
anon,
Monsieur Monkey
* * *
Yours despite whatever the little banana whore says - I mean, what
wisdom can you expect from a monkey typing infinitely,
MW
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HEROD: So I keep hearing.
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"The Quick and The Dead"
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