[Wonderful Labs] The Transgressions of Power and Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	GREETINGS FROM ANTEDILUVIAN POTRZEBIE!

	My name is Mister Wonderful, and I am a slave... to Love.

	I'm also in a blindfold and chains, being whisked to Parts Unknown by
devious creatures who, while they have not *spelled out* their
intentions, are certainly not trussing popular advice columnists for
Merit Badges.  Many of you may gasp in shockedness and ask: "Mister
Wonderful, are you okay?  Is our unconditional love keeping you safe in
your dank captivity, so unexpected?"  And far more of you are asking
"How can you possibly be typing this if you're supposed to be tied up somewhere?"

	Well, I'm just in chains... I'm not *mummified*.  Use your imaginations.

	It's no big deal, anyway.  I'm sure Mister Dark will be along with a
rescue team any minute now.  It was his hijinks that brought us to this
point, and I'm sure he feels just awful about it.

	Oh, laughing like that makes the spikes dig deeper into my ribs.

	
QUERY OF THE DAY:

Dear Mister W,

	I do freelance mime work from time to time, and recently a client has
requested that I portray angry manhood waking from years of slumber.  I
have a hard time believing that this new-fangled approach to the world's
most annoying art can ever make a nod in the direction of masculinity. 
Well, I'm not a fairy, in case you might have been  thinking that--I've
seen a few glorious examples of fairies, but they mostly have a gig with
Holland America or Carnival or at the very least in Vegas, and none of
them are mimes.   Should I use Steero to shoo my client away from real
down-home Bull Testicle Soup, or comply with her wishes and lock loins
with her for hours, knowing that my end product will only be passable at
best, providing there's a way to extract it?

Limply,
Lush Asparagus
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Dear Pear O'Dee,

	I don't know... the fairies at Disneyland can be pretty big dicks.

	Listen Mummenschanz, when someone wants the beef, the bouillon just
won't do.  Your client wants to Ride the Snake, you invest in python saddles.

	Dig... your extract will be all the juicier for the extra effort, and
isn't that what everyone wants, really, in the end?


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	"Well, I believe that the universe out there --
	is reflected *in here*.  So if there is a 
	secret... a missing puzzle piece... that holds
	the key to God's universe -- maybe there are
	secrets that hold the key to our personal
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