[Wonderful Labs] A Return to the Lost and Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	GREETINGS FROM ONEIRIC POTRZEBIE!

TRAVELERS TIP:
	When kidnapped by guerilla forces, always offer to pay your own ransom
- without being asked.  They'll appreciate the politeness.  Many modern
militias take ATM and credit cards, except in Utah where they want magic
rocks.  P.S. This is perhaps not the best situation for wearing your
homemade Captain America outfit.

TRAVELERS TRIPE:
	You should only have the menudo if you're so hung over that you don't
care what's in it.

NEWS OF THE WEEK:
	It does not taste like chicken.  It tastes like hollow lies and wasted trust.

REMEMBER, *YOU* ARE:
	Maravilloso, merveilleux, wundervoll, meraviglioso, maravilhoso, qi
miao, &cetera

OVERHEARD IN THE WONDER SUITE:
	"What's this?"
	"What's what, my ape-like companion?"
	"Don't get cute with me, Bright Eyes; I'll crush your trachea with a
flugelhorn.  This."
	"It's a... a Hardy Boys book."
	"Uh-huh.  And just which one is it?"
	"Number... 51."
	"Right.  So, can any of you bald stumphumpers explain how 'THE MASKED
MONKEY' wound up in the bathroom?  Jesus Christ swinging on a wet vine,
are you creeps living out some sort of NAMBLA/PETA fantasy here?"


IMPORTANT TO NOTE:
	Mister Monkey doesn't actually have a mask.



QUERY OF THE DAY:
Dear Mister Wonderful,

	What are insanity's primary causes, and why does it so often manifest
itself at bus stops? 

Yours, 
Sheriff Dan
_______________
Dear Otto,

	Insanity is mostly caused by other people.  I mean, you don't know that
you're crazy unless there's a bunch of other folk there who *don't* see
the thing on the wing of the plane.  Without them, you're a hero.  With
them, you're insane.

	Let's face it: if there's no one out there contradicting you, you can
get away with thinking that you've been elected president of the United States.

	Every gathering of people has at least one insane person.  If you're
giving a speech and you don't notice anyone in the audience acting
oddly, that means it's you.  A bus stop is no different.  Be grateful
that people have gone batballs on the bench next to you - that's a clean
bill of mental health, for free!


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Mister Wonderful Recommends: O!  Canada!

http://urbanprimitive.com/index.asp
http://www.akcanada.com/same_sex_marriage.html
http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/K/htmlK/kidsintheh/kidsintheh.htm

-- 
Give the gift of Goo Goo Muck

	"And if I was a memory I'd creep into your mind
	And if I were a tourniquet I'd never let you die"

		- Firewater,
		"Anything At All"


Some see these sites as unfinished - I prefer to think of them as
somewhat done
http://www.wonderfullabs.com/tempe.html
http://www.livejournal.com/~ideaspace
http://www.cafeshops.com/apotheosis