[Wonderful Labs] The Taste of Silver and Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	GREETINGS FROM REFLECTIVE POTRZEBIE!

	FUN FACT #1: These missives are sent off in the wee hours of the
morning not because of the time zone difference, but because these days
it takes an average of six hours and 8 kilos of thorazine to coax my
brain in for a landing.

	PARANOID NOTION #87: All this talk of WMD in the news is Illuminati
brainwashing for "Wonderful Must Die!"  Fnord.

	CURRENT WONDER SOUNDTRACK:  Fischerspooner, "#1"  on constant repeat -
but only until I can get a Potrzebian Customs agent to hork me a copy of
the new Radiohead and Firewater discs.

	FUN FACT #2: I think the best thing you can say about a Colossal Squid
(http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20030331/squid.html) attack is
that it certainly makes you *focus*.  The second best thing you can say
is that it's better than finding an angry Alaskan King Crab in your shower.

	MYSTERY OF THE WEEK: How Mister Malice got that Crab past the hotel
security guards.

_____QUERY OF THE DAY_________
Dear Mister Wonderful,

	I hear a rumor that biologists now have genetic proof that orangutans
should be classified in the same genus as humans. Wow! I have a
proposition, however--instead of moving the orangutans to genus Homo,
can we move the humans to genus Pongo? I like the sound of Pongo sapiens...

	Please, if you could ask Mister Monkey his opinion on this, as a fellow
primate I value his opinion as well and nobody's asked for his advice
yet in this column.

--Squirt
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Dear King of the Swingers,

	According to this article
(http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993744) here, it's the
chimps and bonobos getting promoted to the Homo Winners' Circle, so I
asked Mister Monkey how he felt about that.

	He whistled long and low, setting down his night vision goggles.  "Man,
those Bonobo chicks are fly," he said.  "Five minutes and a pitcher of
banana daiquiris - I'd have three-way going on.  Guarantee."

	As I helped him into his tuxedo, I tried to get him to focus on the
issue of joining the human race.

	"Well... what you Tarzans fail to understand is the inherent
superiority of simian culture.  So long as you don't nuke the planet, we
just don't give a fuck what you call anyone."  He paused to holster his
Walther PPK.  "Knock yourselves out."


	Actually, if I, Mister Wonderful, could have my druthers, I'd like to
be a Pogo sapiens.  "We have met the evolutionary, and he is us."


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literature and just incidentally love who and how they want.  Out! Out
and Away!


http://www.prismcomics.org/


-- 
Her Majesty's a pretty nice Goo Goo Muck.  Make her yours.

	"Mental Health is inextricably linked
	with physical health.  Always do the
	right and just thing -- help others,
	keep your conscience clear... that's
	Super-Living!"

	- "Attaining SUPER-HEALTH: a few hints from Superman!"
	Superman #3, Winter 1939

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